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Under no circumstances will you email me at mondolingus@gmail.com about purchasing these items.
This clarinet is crafted from natural grenadilla wood with silver plated keys. I have had it since I was 11 years old (25 years). Sometimes I drink 1.5 ciders and try to play it, although that usually only happens about once a year. It is too beautiful for anyone else to have. The case includes a puffy witch hat sticker (not shown) carefully placed over the 'A 'on the Artley logo to show that I am a witch or that I like Halloween, whichever narrative you choose to hold about me is fine.
A current staple that may be the only thing holding my sideyard together, meet BBQ GRILL! This is a found art object piece only so it is not to be used for anything that has to do with food. It has sat out there for approx. five (5) years. If you try to just take it instead of purchasing it from me like an honest citizen I want to remind you to treat others how you would like to be treated. As such, you would not steal another man's grill, functional or not. Comes with rusted metal ember holder.
I made this myself which automatically adds value to the item. There are fiberglass nails that have been secured to a heavy plastic rubber hybrid hand. The nails are considered weapons grade as they have been sharpened to act as knives. Weighty enough to lob at someone's head if they attempt an attack, I store this close to my back door for easy access. Although considered in many circles to be deadly, it is also commonly found as an instructional tool in cosmetology schools.
The BBQ Grill is no longer available due to the fact that it has been thrown away. You may still give me $20k if you would like to. I think the ember holder is out there, somewhere.
A FOOTNOTE DOES NOT APPLY TO MY BUSINESS AT THIS TIME.
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